PinnedWhy I Love Younger Men ❤I’ve always loved younger men. They’re a wonderful hobby of mine.Oct 11Oct 11
PinnedCatering ConfessionalsEssay #1 — where I bartend for a law firm in Midtown that does $100K in catering — per week. 😱Jun 9Jun 9
Brooklyn Stories: Vol. 1(In which we go to a 70s roller rink, meet a friendly coke dealer, and grapple with platonic friendship)Sep 261Sep 261
The Girl No One Wanted to Be (2011)Women’s Wellness wasn’t the first class I had failed, but it was my favorite. Maybe that’s why I took it so personally.Aug 27Aug 27
A Tale of Two BrooklynsI live in a neighborhood called Bushwick, the weirdest place on Earth. It’s home to a bunch of genderless gentrifiers and Latinx…Jul 281Jul 281
